Crisp days call for crisp snacks

I was watching Family Feud last night (oh Richard Karn, how the mighty have fallen) and one of the final showdown survey questions was "Name a crisp vegetable". I do believe that lettuce was the number one answer, but if the question was posed of the fruit kingdom, you can bet that apples would win. Fall is apple season in Washington (and probably everywhere else), and my crisper is full of Granny Smiths and Fujis. These beauties narrowly escaped transformation into apple crisp, and I bet they have no idea what fate is about to befall them...